(via piecomic)
New comic of mine. What is Erwin Schrodinger’s deal with cats? Is it because his parents named him “Erwin?”
(via bleu-belle)
(Source: peaceloveandmonster, via bleu-belle)
“dude i’m gonna get my weed insured and then i’ll be like ‘oh no all my weed burned up’ and then they’ll have to buy me more weed”
(via bleu-belle)
Joseph Kony
Joseph Tony
Joseph Ony
Josepe Ony
Josee Pony
Jose Pony
Gose Pony
Goose Pony
Goore Pony
Geore Pony
George Pony
George Posy
George Posh
George Push
George Bush
Coincidence?
oh my god
if i were a bird
even just for a day
i’d get out of bed every morning, and realize i’m a fuckin’ bird
i’d have my own wings
i would be very cool
i would eat lots of small insects such as ladybugs and beetles, and butterflies and aphids and bees
if i were a bird
i wouldn’t have to pay taxes
i’d fly up to the tax company, and tell them i’m a fuckin’ bird
i’d have no regrets
because i would be a bird
i do not think birds have the capacity to feel emotions, like sadness or regret or ennui
if i were a bird
i could fly anywhere
i could fly to costa rica, that’s an example of a place i could go
but that’s very far
i don’t know how far birds fly
maybe if i was a bird i’d have to give myself a limit, or else I’d get too tired and die
if i were a bird
i think i could understand
how it feels to be a bird; i think i’d be a really good bird
i would be a bird
that would be pretty cool
i could fit into small spaces like a hole inside a tree trunk, or a birdhouse made out of a dried gourd
you’re a little cute animal with two feet
you have two very fragile wings and a beak
if you thought you could beat me up, you thought wrong
but you’re just a bird
you don’t understand
all the words that i am saying because you are just a little bird
you can’t even talk
because you have a small brain
and most of its capacity is taken up by processes required for sustaining flight
yeah you’re just a bird
(Source: shitshilarious, via liamdryden)
Anybody lose their secret CIA shit?
“I just thought you might be concerned… about the security… of your shit.”
(via s1utever)
Today, I had three hours to wait around school between classes.
Still managed to get there late.
Okay.
You were in school today? Why weren’t you in the library?
Because I fell asleep in the sixth form block.
Fair ‘nuff.
Today, I had three hours to wait around school between classes.
Still managed to get there late.
Okay.
You were in school today? Why weren’t you in the library?
— Every goddamn homophobe in the last decade (via bleu-belle)